I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener

The unthinkable has happened. The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile has crashed. Too bad it wasn't into the Popemobile.

Do you think this thing has a weenie whistle instead of a horn?

Did the people here have enough time to hear the shrill sound of impending doom?

Are hot dog prices going to go up because of an inevitable lawsuit?

All your questions answered here.

Two Words: Roller Babies

Don't Let Him Get Away!

Chug-a-lug-a-lug 5 miles an hour... on my international harvester

Drunk Badgers Beware!

Germany just sounds better.

AGUUUUSTUS!!! (AKA... death by chocolate)

This really happened? As in real life?

Oh the old airbag in the couch trick...

Seen it a million times...

           ....still incredible

S-MARTketing

A lot of people don't know how to market effectively. They market themselves as what want to be rather than what they really are. The geniuses over at Universal know they may not win any Oscars - and they're not pretending to. What they do have? Megan Fox. Market that! Now, just read that tag-line; a thing of beauty...

Laugh Your Way To Hell

Go Ahead. Simply the most amazing album covers you'll ever see. 41 is the best.

Think About This Next Time You're Going to Be a Cheapskate

Johnny Depp is a lot of things ... most notably one of our favorite clowns.

One thing he is not? A cheap bastard like the rest of us.

Get The Cheese!