Friday, May 22, 2009

Daily Fact(s)

Really strange laws.

It Just Gets Better and Better For This D-Bag

Ryan Leaf = Superclown

A shoe-in for Clown Hall of Fame.

Crazy Shit from 9/11

Follow the steps below this is pretty creepy.

1) New York City has 11 letters

2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.

3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin

Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.

4) George W Bush has 11 letters.

This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting:

1) New York is the 11th state.

2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight

number 11.

3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11

4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers.

6+5 = 11

5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 +

1+ 1 = 11

6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number


9 + 1 + 1 = 11.

Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:

1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was

254. 2 + 5 + 4 = 11.

2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year.

Again 2 + 5 + 4 = 11.

3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11.

4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers


Now this is where things get totally eerie:

The most recognised symbol for the US, after the Stars & Stripes,

is the Eagle. The following verse is taken from the Quran, the

Islamic holy book:

"For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome

Eagle. he wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of

Allah and lo, while some of the people trembled in despair still

more rejoiced: for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of

Allah and there was peace."

That verse is number 9.11 of the Quran.

Still uncovinced about all of this..?! Try this and see how you

feel afterwards, it made my hair stand on end:

Open Microsoft Word and do the following:

1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first

plane to hit one of the Twin Towers.

2. Highlight the Q33 NY.

3. Change the font size to 48.

4. Change the actual font to the WINGDINGS

Thursday, May 21, 2009

How Do You Like Your Venison?

Ummm...... grilled please!

Engravers are idiots

A funny article about all the mistakes on the Stanley Cup.

My favorite is the discussed at the bottom (the Stanley Cup Champ Mapleleafs in 1944-45). Any Seinfeld fan will appreciate it.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

5/21/09 - Today's Daily Fact

In 30 minutes, the average person's body will have given off enough combined heat to bring a half gallon of water to boil.
- Courtesy of

5/20/09 - Today's Daily Fact

Foreskin, roughly the size of a postage stamp would take only 21 days to grow skin that could cover three (3) basketball courts. Thanks to science the laboratory-grown skin is most commonly used in treating burn patients.
- Courtesy of

So unless you want penis skin covering you, DO NOT PLAY WITH FIRE!

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Worst Tattoos

Believe it or not this artistic masterpiece did not make it onto this list. Luckily there are many lists out there that catalogue horrific body art, but this one contained some of the most grotesque tattoos I've seen. Whether you think tattoos are clownish or awesome, we can all agree that the individuals pictured here are huge clowns/tools who will have to pretend that they don't regret the twin penis towers on their back for the next 30yrs+.
Never mind how these people got these tattoo ideas in their heads, how did they describe their ill-conceived, retarded brain child?
"Um, yeah I want it to look like there's a cow shitting out of my stomach." OK, I guess that one was pretty straightforward.
"Ray Romano won't return my fan mail. How can I tastefully express my disdain for him in an irretractable manner?"
And what is going on in the tattoo artist's head when some of these individuals describe their ideas? As a creator of body art, do you recognize a tool when you see one (see Mr. Cool Ice)? Have you become desensitized after such over-exposure? Maybe it is within the paramaters of professionalism to act like every idiotic idea some jackass comes up with is a great one to have permanently put on their body. I'd like to think that if someone walked into a tattoo shop and said "I'd like a mural of two mermen making out, with one giving a reach-around to a randomly floating penis, against an ocean backround. Oh and tastefully frame it with two ejaculating penii," the artist would do the courtesy of letting the customer sleep on the idea to be sure. Or just kick him in the merman and throw him out.

Monday, May 18, 2009

4 Guys, One Cup

I'm not sure if these guys are total clowns or total heroes. Your call. No doubt the music is highly epic, however.