Hey, There's a Jesus in My Grilled Cheese!

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Jesus Tap Dancing Christ, why is this news? I have no idea what to even say about this. Christ is in my grilled cheese! Wait, no, Christ is in my cereal! No! He's in my chicken wings! This lady is an idiot. Maybe it's a trick. Maybe it's like those IQ tests. Is it a candle or a couple kissing? I don't see Jesus in that grilled cheese, I see Megatron. I feel bad for the reporter who probably though this was their big break to becoming an anchor.

Today's Clown: Linda Lowe "Toast Owner"