Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Lions or Lambs

So the NFL season hasn't even started and the Detroit Lions are already trading up to ensure elite status as the league's top clown. Using unprecedented tactics, the Lions have opted to strike fear into the hearts of opponents rather than try to beat them with superior athletes. In the words of ESPN The Ocho's Pepper Brooks, "It's a bold strategy ... let's see if it pays off for 'em." While Pepper may have his doubts Dr. Levy, Professor of Mathematics at the University of Michigan, does not. In an exclusive interview with The Daily Clown Levy issued a "... guarantee that, based on comprehensive statistical research, the Lions will not lose more games than last year." Hey, the man's a doctor.